Things Trump Taught Me

"Thought of the day: what we seek to control actually controls us."

Here lies my feelings for Trump. I am not crying over the grave. I am just reflecting on everything I have learned from said psuedo-relationship. This list will be ongoing. Everytime I think of something I will add it.

1. I like older, intelligent men

2. Men like younger women

3. Never, ever, ever even like a guy who has a girlfriend

4. Emotionally unavailable man are not worth it at ALL

5. Save sex for marriage

6. Never use one guy to get over another one.